April 05, 2006
Unenjoyable, Unerotic, Unwatchable
In his excellent review of Basic Instinct 2, Todd Gilchrist concludes:
"Basic Instinct 2 is mediocre. Unenjoyable, unerotic, I daresay unwatchable. All of which says one more thing about my eager anticipation prior to seeing it: when you're looking forward to a piece of crap that's not even satisfying on a piece-of-crap level, at least you can take solace in the fact that the only place to go from there is up."
Well said, Mr. Gilchrist. Well said.
September 03, 2005
Quote, Endquote: Keeping it PURPLE
"I started the Purple Movement. I was wearing purple everything; getting s**t custom made: I even had a purple chinchilla."
--Shiest Bub "The Emperor"
President & CEO, Purple City Productions