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October 04, 2007
PSA: Lava Lamps
***ATTENTION*** ***PELIGRO***
Do not -- I repeat -- do NOT drink the liquid you find inside a lava lamp.
Sure, it looks delicious. And god knows it tastes delicious. But don't believe the name of these novelty retro lamps: this liquid is not real lava. Genuine lava is packed with vitamins and minerals (well, mostly minerals). Like Cookie Crisp cereal, molten lava is part of a nutritious breakfast. The fluid inside a lava lamp, however, lacks any nutritional benefits.
Also it's probably toxic or whatever.
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
Posted by Joey at October 4, 2007 02:00 AM
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