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July 09, 2007

The Monday Spew: Special TV Edition!

Television: Our Trusted Friend. She's there for us when we're lonely, when we're bored... when we're depressed and bored AND lonely. So, you know, she's there for us pretty much every miserable moment of our worthless lives. HOORAY TELEVISION! TV makes us feel better about ourselves by showing us people dumber and uglier than we are. Then she makes us feel horrible about ourselves by showing us people more beautiful and talented than we can ever hope to be! But that's OK, because then she makes us feel better again by showing us people getting kicked in the nuts while wacky music plays in the background!

For her decades of dedicated service to the human race, today's Monday Spew is dedicated to Ms. Television. Stay tuned for TV reviews, TV previews, and for pictures of hairy men dressed up like Cher BECAUSE TRANSVESTITES ARE ALSO SOMETIMES CALLED "TV". But mostly, it will be about Television because I don't particularly enjoy googling for transvestite pictures.

So far as you know.

(If you can't wait for the Spew to begin, please check out this story I wrote a few months back about purchasing a new television. It is both entertaining AND educational.)

Posted by Joey at July 9, 2007 10:09 AM

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Posted by: Headset Fan at July 18, 2007 03:54 AM

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Posted by: joey at July 18, 2007 07:38 PM

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