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April 09, 2007

The Monday Spew: Hillary Duff's Dignity

As part of The Monday Spew, I'm going to review a new album every week. This week's selection: Hilary Duff's "Dignity".


Now, admittedly, I may not be the best person to review this album. I don't like Hilary Duff. And I REALLY don't like concept of "human dignity". If you think about it, a pop star with dignity is like a porn star wearing a chastity belt. NO FUN AT ALL. Pop-stars only serve one purpose in this world: entertainment. Ideally, they should provide this entertainment through music -- but anyone who's turned on a radio in the last 5 years knows that's not fucking likely. Therefore, popsters must entertain us in OTHER ways: generating sex tapes, stumbling in and out of rehab, flashing their va-jay-jays at the paparazzi every other week. Has Hillary done any of these simple tasks? HELL NO.

I liked Hilary Duff fine back when she was Disney Channel jailbait. But those days are gone. Now she's just another singing haircut, and I'll be damned if I'm going to sit through 14 tracks of her insipid dance-pop just to put a review up on this site.

So, instead, I'll just copy/paste a review of her album from Amazon:

* * * * * LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I own this cd,and it is my favorite of all cds.I have about 15 cd's,and this will always be my favorite!My dad got it for me as an Easter present because I love Hilary duff.Dignity is probably her best album.i love it.my suggestion is to buy it.ESPECIALLY if you're a big Hilary Duff fan like me!You'll love this album, I wouldn't lie.

Hey, the kid's got 15 WHOLE CDs... she knows what's up. But just in case the kid was lying when she said she wouldn't lie... here's a opposing viewpoint:

* * Not happy...
Okay, is Hilary Duff turning into clone? In this CD, all the songs are dance! She says she wouldn't want to abandon her younger audience, yet I hear all this and even hear a bad word in between! Okay, yeah, some kids may have girlfriends or boyfriends(I do!) but that's not what life is about and that's all Hilary says! UGH! Someone help us...(and her!)

Honestly, I never considered whether or not Hilary Duff was turning into a clone. We'll have to keep an eye on this situation.

Posted by Joey at April 9, 2007 08:19 AM

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