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April 02, 2007

The Monday Spew: J-Lo en Espanol

Hey, Jennifer Lopez has a new album out. It's in SPANISH!


As a fluent speaker of this language (I took two and a half semseters of it in high school), I'm thrilled J-Lo is finally busting out some Spanish language pop. You know, just like Shakira, except crappier.

For all you non-spanish speakers, here are some translations of the song titles:

Tu --------> "You"
Sola --------> "Alone"
Adios --------> "Goodbye"
Por Arriesgarnos --------> "For Arriesgarnos"
Como Ama una Mujer --------> "Hey Look, I'm Singing in Spanish"
Amarte Es Todo --------> "Check out my ass"
Porque Te Marchas --------> "I used to date Puffy (WTF was I thinking)"
Te Voy a Querer --------> "No, seriously, what was I thinking?"
Que Hiciste --------> "Bitch, Don't Make Me Cut You"
Me Haces Falta --------> "Oops, I Did It Again"

Posted by Joey at April 2, 2007 06:12 PM

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