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April 02, 2007

The Monday Spew: An Introduction

What's the Monday Spew? No, it's NOT how I spend monday mornings kneeling in front of the toilet after another late Sunday drinking session. Rather, it's a new feature on this very website!

A lot of exciting things happen over the weekend. But not to me. See, while other people spend their weekends going to clubs, hanging out with friends, overthrowing small island nations... your boy Joey stays at home AND WATCHES TELEVISION! I also surf the internet and read trashy magazines. Why?


SHUT UP CEREAL MASCOTS. I spend the weekend devouring popular culture so I can spend Monday regurgitating it ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. On Mondays, you can expect a torrent of quick and dirty posts about a wide range of topics. Topics include: stuff, things, crap, whatnot, thingies. And much, much more! So on Mondays, stay tuned to Joey Headset for a variety of useless and annoying posts.

Remember: these posts may not be entertaining, but the time you spend reading them at work is time you're getting paid for, even though you're not working. And that's what America is all about!

Posted by Joey at April 2, 2007 08:50 AM

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ummmm, WRITE ABOUT WRESTLEMANIA. even though it was in the top 3 WORST wrestlemanias ever.

Posted by: takahiro at April 2, 2007 09:32 AM

I'd love to write about WRESTLEMANIA. I really would. But I haven't watched professional wrestling since I was in elementry school. Ever since the days of Captain Lou and the Junkyard Dog, wrastlin has become way too highbrow for me.

However, if you wanted to contribute a Special Guest Review I would be more than happy to post it. So, why was it one of the worst wrestlemanias? Was it because of the Trump factor?

Posted by: joey at April 2, 2007 08:15 PM

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