Joey Headset

Joey: OK here's an idea for a Joey Headset piece. I need you to tell me if it is too tasteless, or just tasteless enough. Here's the idea: "Who REALLY Killed Jon Benet Ramsey." I go through possible suspects including, her parents. Burt Reynolds, Tony Danza. Suddenly, I admit that *I* killed her. Then I describe some improbable situation where I accidently strangled and molested her. What do you think?

Joey's Friend: Uh. that last part is a little over the edge

Joey: Is it too over the edge... or just over the edge enough? I guess I'm asking, what lies over this edge?

Joey's Friend: Federal prison.

Joey: Well, OK. You understand that in my version the murder and assault is a total ACCIDENT? A series of well-intentioned follies that, only via the unlikeliest of circumstances, results in a bound and murdered Jon Benet.

Joey's Friend stares at Joey.

Joey: OK, you know, this probably isn't a good idea. I guess I'll just do a web comic.

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