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February 24, 2006

iTunes' Billionth Song

Congratulations to one Alex Ostrovsky from West Bloomfield, Michigan!

Alex is the music lover who purchased the billionth song ever from the iTunes Music Store. Apple was running a special promotion centered around selling their first billion songs, so Alex now gets to claim a kick ass prize package including iPods and iMacs and other iCrap. He's a lucky guy.

Actually, he's even luckier than you might think. Because the winning song happened to be "Speed of Sound" by the band Coldplay, Alex is going to receive a SPECIAL BONUS PRIZE: The life-shattering humiliation that comes from letting the entire world know that you actually listen to Coldplay.

THAT'S RIGHT ALEX, YOU BETTER KEEP ON SHOPPING FOR MUSIC ONLINE, BECAUSE IF YOU EVER STEP INTO A RECORD STORE THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER IS TOTALLY GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU.

(You know, because Coldplay sucks and stuff.)

Posted by Joey at February 24, 2006 12:23 AM

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