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February 06, 2006
Brown and WHAT?
When you wake up Monday morning - facing another week at your boring, degrading job - consider this:
Somebody, somewhere got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to come up with the new slogan for Diet Pepsi:
Doesn't really make you thirsty does it? If you think about it, there are very few pleasant things that could be described as both Brown and Bubbly. Beef stew, toxic waste, a sea of boiling excrement... other than that, nothing comes to mind.
I don't mind Brown, it's the Bubbly that isn't doing it for me. What if they changed the slogan to "Brown and Viscous"? Now that's a slogan worthy of a cola that I might consider drinking if the vending machine was out of Coke.
Posted by Joey at February 6, 2006 02:44 AM
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