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February 06, 2006

Brown and WHAT?

When you wake up Monday morning - facing another week at your boring, degrading job - consider this:

Somebody, somewhere got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to come up with the new slogan for Diet Pepsi:

"Brown and Bubbly"

Doesn't really make you thirsty does it? If you think about it, there are very few pleasant things that could be described as both Brown and Bubbly. Beef stew, toxic waste, a sea of boiling excrement... other than that, nothing comes to mind.

I don't mind Brown, it's the Bubbly that isn't doing it for me. What if they changed the slogan to "Brown and Viscous"? Now that's a slogan worthy of a cola that I might consider drinking if the vending machine was out of Coke.

Posted by Joey at February 6, 2006 02:44 AM

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