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January 25, 2006

Movie Review: Big Mamma's House 2

Now this is a quality motion picture!


I could write at least 10,000 words on the unmitigated AWESOMENESS of Big Mamma's House 2, starring Martin Lawrence. But I won't. Instead, I will allow my professional film critic colleagues to tell the story for me. Seldom have critics been so united in their praise... just read these quotes:

"If you see only one sequel to Big Mamma's House this winter, see Big Mamma's House 2!"
Brittany Duplieux, Bucktown Gazette

"So funny, I peed my pants!"
Stuart Moony, Incontinence Support Society Newsletter

Lil Jon

"Whereas Raja Gosnell's original film was a keen existentialist romp, John Whitesell's sequel is a sophisticated exploration of race and sexuality in 21st Century America."
Federico Torroni, Pretentious Jackass Monthly

"A solid effort... could have used more fat jokes."
Carla Stevens, Fat Joke Aficionado

"I like tha part were he got dress up like a big fat ladie!!!"
Billy Stoker, Clark County Middle School Bulletin

"Funnier than anything I've done."
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live

"Two stumps up!"
Jerry Blondel, Amputee's Weekly

"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
Joey Headset, some stupid ass website.

Posted by Joey at January 25, 2006 03:29 AM

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Posted by: Fred at January 30, 2006 08:52 PM

Posted by: Fred at January 30, 2006 08:53 PM

Yes... it usually is.

Posted by: Joey at January 30, 2006 09:47 PM

this film rocks!

Posted by: bighead at June 16, 2006 12:53 PM

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