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January 12, 2006

Joey Headset, Gay Porn Entrepreneur

As the owner and operator of a handful of websites, I'm always on the lookout for new internet domain names that I might acquire. Of course, a lot of the really good ones are already taken... but with a little imagination, you can always find a quality internet domain that hasn't already been jacked by some asshole cybersquatter.

So, earlier this evening, I was drinking some beer and started wondering: If I wanted to start a gay porn web site, what's the best domain name I could find? After searching around awhile, I was fairly astonished to find that a bunch of very promising names were still available! For instance:





So I started thinking to myself, "Joey, YOU should start a gay porn site!" Rest assured, if I ever did start a gay porn site, it would be the BEST gay porn web site ever. My gay porn site would be so good, it would TURN HETEROSEXUAL PEOPLE GAY. And it would turn gay people EVEN GAYER. Even so, I just don't think it would be a very enjoyable project for me to work on. If I started a gay porn web site, looking at gay porn would become WORK for me. I wouldn't want that... it's a quality of life issue.

But if I'm not cut out to start a gay porn website, how about a Gay Friendly hetero porn site? Think about it: regular porn features fairly ugly dudes having sex with beautiful women. My Gay Friendly porn site would feature very pretty guys having sex with girls who look like bulimic fashion models, girls who look like Cher and girls who look like Vin Diesel.


Finally, a porn site that straight guys can enjoy with their gay friends. If you want to get in on the ground floor of this exciting business venture, please contact me and I will tell you where to send the money.

Posted by Joey at January 12, 2006 02:26 AM

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