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December 20, 2005
Movie Review: Brokeback Mountain
Once again, I have been ripped off at the movies.
In the promotional campaign for Brokeback Mountain, Paramount Pictures promised me gay cowboys. When I showed up at the theater and payed my $10... I excepted to see two solid hours of gay cowboy entertainment.
However... these are NOT gay cowboys:
In this film, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllynhhll are bi-curious cowboys. At best.
Now, THESE...
...are gay cowboys.
Until the studios "cowboy up" and present the movie-going public with the real gay cowboy experience we deserve, I can only give them 3 Joeys (two regular Joeys, plus one Pink Joey in a Cowboy Hat).
Posted by Joey at December 20, 2005 05:39 PM
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Self-censored out of this review: an appalling pun centered around the word "bareback".
Posted by: Joey at December 20, 2005 05:59 PM