August 10, 2005
Joey Headset FAQ
Since I'm new here, some of you might have questions. So let's get this out of the way.
Q. Who is Joey Headset?
A. Many people have asked this question. Many people have answered it with a string of obscenities.
Q. Is Joey Headset your real name?
A. No. Moron.
Q. So, you think [name of movie, TV show, song, etc] sucks? Well, Joey... YOU SUCK!
A. No. You suck.
Q. No... YOU suck!
A. Your mother sucks.
Q. So you think [name of movie, TV show, song, etc] sucks? You think you could do any better?
Q. So you think [name of Christian themed movie, TV show, song, etc.] sucks. Well I love [see above] and I love the Lord! You think you're better than Jesus?
Q. Why are you always hating on stuff, Joey?
A. Fuck you.
Q. Hey Joey, there's some big time HATE welling up in my soul. Can I write about it on your site?
A. Maybe! I would like to run the occasional "Guest Hate" feature, so if you've got something you'd like to contribute, please drop me an email. But remember: Come correct or don't come at all.
Posted by Joey at August 10, 2005 01:24 AM
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